This is a long one, so bear with me.

So... Fullmetal Alchemist. It's a been a while since I've taken part in the fandom but this fanfic is proof of why there are so little women in the military.

Granted, I'm not the best fiction writer in the world. I'm an essayist at heart. But c'mon, even I could do better than this.For some unexplained reason ( Read more... )

What's with my Twilight streak? Maybe it's my deep burning hatred for the Mary Sue that is Bella. Regardless, another crappy fic this way comes.

( Disco-pires; can you dig it? )

A new girl goes to the same school as the canon character, canon character falls in love, blah blah blah. It's same song and dance we've heard from fanfiction for a long time.

( Why don't the reviewers ever pick up on Mary Sues? )

That title would've been perfect for a Yu-Gi-Oh! fic. But no, it's Fullmetal Alchemist. It's brutally hilarious because the author believes her character isn't a Mary Sue.

Now remember as you read this fic; HER CHARACTER ISN'T A MARY SUE. SRSLY U GAIZ.

It's a short one but still pretty lulzy.

( Spoiler: She's a Mary Sue. )

Because one is never enough.

Forgive Genki for being a fucking moron and not linking to the fic.

Part two of the awful Mary Sue fanfic Midnight Child. Starring a self insertion totally serious business OC.

This chapter contains an Alucard dance scene. I shit you not.

Since this is the last chapter (thank God) I'm going to summarize my experience.

Genki' ( Read more... )

Okay... bad Hellsing fic. Apparently this one took a wrong turn at Forks, Washington or she forgot to take her pills because this reads like a horrifically slaughtered version of Twilight run through Babelfish to Chinese, then Tagalog, then Kalahari Bushman tongue clicky language, then back to English.

Okay, maybe not that bad but god damnit this is ( Read more... )